one more for the road.





it would be easy to cut one of my arms off, but i think it would be much trickier to get the second. the best way i can think of is to light my arms on fire while submerged in one of those plastic kid pools. i might need a snorkel and some advil, and maybe some duct tape, just in case the pool has a leak [which they often do.] perhaps i should just cut off my legs instead.

2 comments:

  1. cut them legs off

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  2. I have some goggles if that would help.

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